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Tue Apr 28, 2009, 9:35 AM
Internet is Down. Due to having a internet provider that SUCKS, I will be unable to get onto Deviant for an unknown amount of time. Any emails or deviations will not be checked and, due to high volume, will have to be deleted upon my return. Apologies and thank you for your patience. Another Journal will be posted when I am back online. If you need to reach me, please wait till the ‘Returned and running’ journal is posted.

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  • Current Residence: South Carolina (Can you believe it?)
  • Interests: Creative Writing, Visual Arts, Languages, and mostly anything for, at least, ten seconds
  • Favourite movie: Shawshank Redem./Usual Suspect/Monty Python 'Grail'/Labyrinth
  • Favourite band or musician: Evanescence (Spelling?)/Symphonic music of unlikely bands
  • Favourite genre of music: Why label it? Every genre has something to offer.
  • Favourite artist: Me? LOL Actually Geiger is edgy, Parkinson is Fantasy-tic, and John William Waterhouse
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dylan Thomas, Henley, Dunbar, and Poe's not bad
  • Favourite photographer: ? Um....my friend Melanie.
  • Favourite style of art: Anime
  • Operating System: ??PC??
  • MP3 player of choice: I-Pod
  • Shell of choice: Conk LOL
  • Wallpaper of choice: Severus Snape
  • Skin of choice: The one I'm wearing. (What can I say...it's grown on me. -snort- Sorry!)
  • Favourite game: Hide in the closet and jump out at people-game!
  • Favourite gaming platform: Feigned innocence
  • Favourite cartoon character: Any blonde bishonen. :D Got to respect Cloud but Sephy is...mhhh-purrrr
  • Personal Quote: You only lose when you accept it
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils, mouse (non-squeaking kind), and a whole lot of patience

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(Gesborn confessed but it was clearly mocking. No one but you took him seriously. LOL)

-'Ow' Aurim whines 'Why do you queeze so?' For such a large and frightful creature, he seems very gentle. 'I'm sorry but you have to come with me. They don't want you in the hallway' you inform and the Aurim prompts 'I will go home if you tell me where home is. I miss my family.' Your heart twists at that. He really was rather sweet. 'Just be patient' you say softly and his whining stops. Corbin escorts you to a private room and says 'I will stand guard outside.' He opens the door for you and you feel like you have more to say but Corbin comes forward, snatches his blade, back and then turns away. You feel he is angry at you but you don't know how to talk to him. You walk up behind him and put a hand on his shoulder but he jerks away 'Go inside.' You deflate and back up, the Aurim curls around you and stares at Corbin with an angry expression. 'Why must the swordman be so angry all the time? I know not what he says but he says things anrgily!' the Aurim snaps only to have Corbin twitching 'Take that thing with you!' You move to the side, entering the room with the Aurim following. The door snaps closed and you fall onto the bed with an aching heart. 'Is this where you live?' the Aurim asks, playing with the long patterend drapes and rubbing them between his fingers. He flinches when the window let's out a ';ping' and points 'There is an elf below.' You get up and another rock hits the glass, Kaliel waves to you. Opening the window he calls up 'Are you all right?' 'Yes...fine' you say in a disheartened fashion. 'That big monster didn't hurt you' he asks. You frown 'Its an Aurim and he's rather nice!' Kaliel cocks his head and the Aurim looks out. Kaliel takes a few steps back in horror 'They locked you up with it. That's barbaric!' 'He's NICE!' you shout back and then sit on the windowseat 'What is it?' 'I just wanted to tell you the spites put out the blaze and when water hit the Fyre that they turned to ashe. Weird, huh. Anyway, now the Sprites are demanding payment of their services. They want alligators...and something about strawberry flavored dragons?' You smirk slightly 'Then pay them.' The blonde pales 'We don't have anything like that.' 'Sprites will get mad if you cheat them' you reply. Kaliel frowns 'Well, anyway I wanted to keep you informed. The Queen is questioning Gesborn now but, just between you and me, I don't think it will go well. I mean, Gesborn laughed at the idea he was the one behind all this and he willingly met with the Queen with no protest. It doesn't seem like the actions of a guilty man.-

(Good luck!)
-As teh skilled psychyatrist I am I am always prepared with an arsenal of hand tape recorders. 'I got it covered. Don't worry. But right now I need to figure out why our dear guardian is acting so unfriendly towards me. I was merely scoofed into the room and he seems even more sour then usual. Should I try to talk to hime again?' Kaiel sways back and forth on his tippy toes and then shines up in a bright smile 'If he doesnt want you then I'm available!' The thought was horrifying and i give him a faint but polite smile. 'I was not refering to that kind of talk...' 'But you're blushing and the sun is almost down, after sundown lovemaking is allowed!' Kaliel states but I only sigh and tell him to go and do something about the Spites payment. He scrambles of whining about being sent f doing unfunny deeds and I go to lay down on the bed. Aurim bends over me looking at me where I lay with my eyes closed. 'The pointy eared people are strange, they have weapons. Why don't they like me?' 'Becuase you are something thet they thought would be long gone. I ams orry to saythis but I think you are the last one of your kind.' it takes about 4 seconds for the poor Aurim to understand the meening of the words and he starts to cry and somewhere in his more "humanoid" crying I her hissing and screaching but it's mild to my ears. The door opens and Corbin comes in to see the Aurim clasping his face crying and me on the bed not moving. 'What is goin on here?!' Corbin demands and I sit up 'I told him he was the last one of his kind...' The Aurim knocks over a lamp that goes to the floor and with ne giant leap Corbin is infront of me with his sword drawn towards the Auirim who looks devistated. 'No! Don't harm him!' I tell Corbin who does not put down his sword. I stand up on the bed and pu my arms around Corbin's neck from behind and burry my head in his neck ';Please don't hurt him, he is just sad. Wouldn't you be sad if you knew that you where left in a world all alone without anyone that is like yourself?'-

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Sweetness comes from the most succulent fruit that you loot from a wild tomatoe.
-Corbin freezes, feeling the press of your lips against his skin as your arms enfold his neck 'I...' He seems unable to speak, much like the time you climbed on him when you thought something nipped your bottom back in the pool. 'Just be sympathetic' you urge and he staggers back as the Aurim wails 'How could I be the last one? There were so many. No! No this can;t be true!' He roars out of dispair and fury and Corbin seems to recover. He shakes free of you, wrapping ar arm around you to draw you to his chest while holding the blade off 'Be still, beast!' But Aurim does not listen. He wails and creeps toward the door 'I will look for the others. I will find them. They must live.' He starts calling out names loudly, enough to make the mirror on the wall shake and the items along the table to rattle. ';Please...' you begin but he is too busy calling out to hear you. The window shatters and the Aurim bursts through the doors. You try to run after it and Corbin wraps an arm around your waist 'Where in the world do you think you're going. He's gone mad! Leave him be!' 'No!' you protests 'I'll help him!' 'You can't help everyone' he growls as his arm locks around you 'And I'm not about to let you die to help some demented sea creature.' You elbow him and he let's you go with a grunt. You travel outside the broken doors and it is not hard to track him. Anything in the hall such as statues or tables have been smashed. You go to run after him but a wall of sparkling droplets appear and one of them darts forward 'The elves will not give us aligators or candy or sparkly hair clips or...' 'or trees which yeild diamonds' or mountains of yo-yos!' 'We demand payment!' says the feisty sprite and his cohorts cry out 'YEA!' 'Go away you pests' Corbin snaps 'We have more important things to deal with.' The lead sprite makes a face 'So be it!!! ATTACK!' The sprites all launch at you but instead of hurting yo u they start grabbing up stuff. 'Stop!' Corbin howls as his sword is plucked from his hand and you find your own items being snatched away. The bows on your outfit, Corbin's hair tie,his bucle and belt, and amazingly enough your shoes. You fall into Corbin's arms as the last shoe is tugged off and look up and the ceiling where the little looters are admiring their things 'I got gum' 'I got a ring' 'I got....some useless rectangle or sorts' 'That's boring. Throw that away. It doesn't taste good.' You gasp. The Sprite has the tape recorder. It tosses it down and you do not tare free from Corbin in time to save it. It smashes to pieces on the tile floor. 'No! No! That was my evidence!' you shout and fall to the ground to collect it. No, it was not salvageable. Your evidence was ruined. A sprite sees your distress and tries to comfort you 'Aw, it was just a useless box. It's not like it was an alligator or anything.' 'Yes, that would have been cool.'';Perhaps we can trade the sword for an alligator.' Corbin curses them but they simply laugh and fly off with theit goods. Corbin walks over to you and kneels, he lays a comforting hand on your shoulder 'I am sorry. No doubt Gesborn's words would have been incriminating.''Would they be?' asks Gesborn. You look up to glare at him and the side of his mouth curves upward in a wicked smile. He pushes off of the wall and examines the ruined piece of technology. He tsks 'Ah, is that the contraption that would have spelled my doom? Such a small thing but I know appearances would be deceiving.' He kneels and you feel Corbin tense 'Gesborn, you dare not threaten us...''Not at all' he drawls 'I confess I am flattered by your depiction. Most people don't even consider me twice. Good or bad, you seem to credit me with the most unbelivable accomplishments.' He reaches forward and plucks up the pieces of the device 'I am, after all, just an archivist. Nothing special.' The device fits back together as if time reversed and he holds the complete tape recorder in hand 'Go ahead and tell your tale. For the only good a sarcastic confession will earn you is more scorn in the eyes of other elves. Can't you recognize mockery when you hear it? Whomever would suspect a dull little bookworm like me?' He pushes the device into your hands and rises up 'Now, if you would excuse me, I have things to do.' He turns about and in the sunlight you see his hair taking on different colors. You clutch the device in your hands and demand 'What do you really look like?' 'Like this, of course' he says with an abent wave 'After all isn't seeing believing.'-

(Your evidence would not stand up in Elfish court. And it wasn't as if his confession even sounded serious. I think he even said 'Yes, I invited extinct animals to our home.' That...didn't sound like anything but mockery. Given you have no other evidence and everyone thinks Gesborn is dull he isn't a likely candidate. He's made a long study of being average in perception and you don't have that many friends in court. Something to think about before you start accusing elves)
That DOES sound good. U_U I want to try that!
Here you go dear!



BAKED HAM
1 ham
1 (12 oz.) can Coke (not diet)
1 can pineapple rings
1 can cherries
Clove spikes

Put ham in deep pan on aluminum foil. Pour Coke over. Pour cherries (drained) over. Place pineapple rings on top. Put in clove spikes. Bake at low temperature (300 degrees) for 2-2 1/2 hours. Coke will turn into syrup.

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BRISKET
1 package Lipton onion soup mix
1 jar chili sauce
1 can regular Coke
1 lg. untrimmed brisket
Put brisket in roasting pan, fatty side up. In bowl, mix soup mix, chili sauce and Coke. Pour over brisket. Cover roaster and bake in 300 degree oven for at least 5 hours. Remove brisket from gravy and slice diagonally. Skim fat off gravy and serve as sauce for the meat.

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ROUND STEAK
1 round steak or venison cut into serving pieces
1 bell pepper
1 c. ketchup
1 onion
1 king size coke (16 oz.)

Salt, pepper, and flour the steak pieces. Brown in hot oil. Pour off all but 2 tbsp. grease. Place a slice of onion on each serving of steak. Pour ketchup and coke over all of the meat and simmer for about 45 minutes (covered). Serves 4.

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Sweetness comes from the most succulent fruit that you loot from a wild tomatoe.
The ham sounds mouth watering....yum...
INDEED! =D

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Sweetness comes from the most succulent fruit that you loot from a wild tomatoe.
:giggle: I hopw you won't bite mine of :XD:

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Sweetness comes from the most succulent fruit that you loot from a wild tomatoe.
You might like a little nibble. -wink-
-blush-

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Sweetness comes from the most succulent fruit that you loot from a wild tomatoe.

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